I had just made breakfast for my 6-year old girl this morning, and she decided it would be fun to pretend she didn’t know what anything was.
Me: Your eggs are ready.
Girl: What are eggs?
Me: Your toast is ready too.
Girl: What is toast?
Me: Did you fall and bump your head or something?
Girl: What do you mean?
Me: Well, sometimes people fall, hit their heads, and don’t remember anything.
Girl: I don’t remember bumping my head…
And there you have it.