Banality Begins

I had just made breakfast for my 6-year old girl this morning, and she decided it would be fun to pretend she didn’t know what anything was.

Me:  Your eggs are ready.

Girl:  What are eggs?

Me:  Your toast is ready too.

Girl:  What is toast?

Me:  Did you fall and bump your head or something?

Girl:  What do you mean?

Me:  Well, sometimes people fall, hit their heads, and don’t remember anything.

Girl:  I don’t remember bumping my head…

And there you have it.